A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why do bats fly at night?
Because they can’t drive.
Because they can’t drive.
Five batty bats
Were hanging 'neath the moon.
"Quiet!" said the first.
"The witch is coming soon."
"She's green," said the second,
"With a purple pointy nose."
"Black boots," said the third,
"Cover up her pointy toes."
"Her broom," said the fourth,
"Can scratch you - that I know!"
"I'm scared," said the fifth,
"I think we'd better go."
Five batty bats
Escaped into the night.
"Dear me," said the witch
"That's a scary sight!"
-Author Unknown
Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3037004
They prefer to hang out with their friends!
Friendship Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9053811
An unripe bat.
Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Bat, bat, come under my hat,
I'll give you a slice of bacon,
and when I bake
I'll give you a cake,
if I am not mistaken.
-Author Unknown
Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
(Just don't stand too close to the bat cave opening some night when you seek to determine if this is a fact!)
Travel Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4583203
Because it was attached to the chicken's neck.
Road Crossing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5439993
A home run!
Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862
By day the bat is cousin to the mouse;
He likes the attic of an aging house.
His fingers make a hat about his head.
His pulse-beat is so slow we thing him dead.
He loops in crazy figures half the night
Among the trees that face the corner light.
But when he brushes up against a screen,
We are afraid of what our eyes have seen:
For something is amiss or out of place
When mice with wings can wear a human face.
-Theodore Roethke
Horror Stories
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3170741
Bat, bat, come under my hat,
I'll give you a slice of bacon,
and when I bake
I'll give you a cake,
if I am not mistaken.
-Author Unknown
Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084
By day the bat is cousin to the mouse;
He likes the attic of an aging house.
His fingers make a hat about his head.
His pulse-beat is so slow we thing him dead.
He loops in crazy figures half the night
Among the trees that face the corner light.
But when he brushes up against a screen,
We are afraid of what our eyes have seen:
For something is amiss or out of place
When mice with wings can wear a human face.
-Theodore Roethke
More 'Horror Stories' to come!