“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.”

-Author Unknown

Doctor And Health Humor
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“What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?

-Samuel Hoffenstein

More ‘Sound And Noise Humor’ is on the way!

Motorists, here is how you can avoid getting ticketed for using your phone while driving. Simply pop your cell phone inside a large shell, and the police will think you are listening to the sea.

Marine Life Humor
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A man was driving down a lonely country road when it began to snow heavily. His windows fogged up, and his wiper blades were badly worn and soon fell apart. The man couldn’t see out of the front of his car anymore and he couldn’t continue to drive, so he stopped the car. Then he got out and started to turn over large rocks. Finally, he found two frozen snakes. He straightened them out and stuck them flat onto his blades, and worked just fine. He was able to continue on his way thanks to a pair of wind-chilled vipers.

Snake Humor
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Fun Fact: Albert Einstein never knew how to drive a car.

Albert Einstein Humor
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“On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.”

-Curtis McDougall

Christian Humor
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Consider the man on horseback, and I have been a man on horseback for most of my life. Well, mostly he is a good man, but there is a change in him as soon as he mounts. Every man on horseback is an arrogant man, however gentle he may be on foot. The man in the automobile is one thousand times as dangerous. I tell you, it will engender absolute selfishness in mankind if the driving of automobiles becomes common. It will breed violence on a scale never seen before. It will mark the end of the family as we know it, the three or four generations living happily in one home. It will destroy the sense of neighborhood and the true sense of Nation. It will create giganticized cankers of cities, false opulence of suburbs, ruinized countryside, and unhealthy conglomerations of specialized farming and manufacturing. It will make every man a tyrant.

-R.A. Lafferty, "Interurban Queen" (1970), a short story set in the late 1800’s

History Humor
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Which traffic light is the bravest?
The one that doesn’t turn yellow.

Color Humor
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“Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.”

-Lewis Mumford

Walking Humor
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Albert Eistein walks into a bar sits down at bar and tells the bartender give me a shot of whiskey and and one for friend pointing at an empty bar stool.The asks "Is there someone really there?"
Albert Eistein replies"Maybe ther is maybe there isn't"
Quantum physics humor

Beaumont and tshy, thanks for the laughs!

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