A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Astronomy Humor

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An ancient astronomer stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun had gone. In the morning, it finally dawned on him.
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Arnold: Did you know there's a star called the Dog Star?
Owen: Are you Sirius?

Dog Humor
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Beaumont
Galaxies are speeding away from Earth at 90,000 miles per second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

Environmentalist And Animal Rights Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Arnold: Did you know there's a star called the Dog Star?
Owen: Are you Sirius?

Dog Humor
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Beaumont
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
No - it's just a satellite!

-Author Unknown

Poetry Humor
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Beaumont
When asked about flying saucers, the astronomer replied, "No comet."
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Beaumont
Fun Fact: Every night the stars put on a show for free.
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Astronomy: A science that's over your head.

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552
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Beaumont
The odds of anyone being struck by a meteorite are 'astronomical'.

Math Humor
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Beaumont
Visiting an observatory, the back-woods-man watched the astronomer look through his telescope. Just then a star fell. "Wow-weeee!" exclaimed the man. "You sure are a great shot!"

Hunting And Fishing Humor
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Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
The moon told an old man in Axing,
"My job is becoming too taxing.
I don't mind the heights,
Or the working at nights,
But I'm sick of the waning and waxing."

-Author Unknown

Limericks
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Beaumont
Astronomer: Star gazer.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Stars are beautiful, but they may not take an active part in anything; they must just look on for ever. It is a punishment put on them for something they did so long ago that no star now knows what it is."

-James Matthew Barrie: "Peter Pan"
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Beaumont
"Stars have always helped me to get things into perspective...I tried to let the starlight heal something deep in me that hurt."

-Madeleine L'Engle

Words Heal
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Beaumont
Fun Website: www.stardate.com

(for astronomy buffs and inquisitive minds)
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Beaumont
Fun Website: www.stardate.org
(for astronomy buffs and inquisitive minds)