An astronaut on his first mission into space was teamed up with a monkey. They each were given an envelope that they were to open once they were in orbit, with instructions for their mission. Once they had blasted off and were in space, the monkey opened his envelope, read the instructions, and began flipping switches and pushing buttons. The astronaut opened up his own envelope and found a note that read, "Feed the monkey."

Monkey Humor
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What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.

Computer Humor
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Mars: The red barren.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

An astronaut sat on the moon,
Observing a dish and a spoon;
He was wondering how
A dog, cat, and cow
Could make such a wonderful tune.

-Author Unknown

Music Humor
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Animal Humor
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What did the first duck in space say?
"Quark, quark!"

Duck Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4696925

Astronomy Humor
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How do astronauts avoid being burned up when they go to the Sun?
They go at night.

They say that someday up on Mars
We'll live in immense plastic jars.
We'll make our own weather
And trees, and fake leather
Of space dust and stuff from the stars.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/451752

Weather Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8235233

They say that someday up on Mars
We'll live in immense plastic jars.
We'll make our own weather
And trees, and fake leather
Of space dust and stuff from the stars.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Weather Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8235233

Fun Fact: When the Apollo 12 astronauts landed on the Moon, the impact caused the Moon's surface to vibrate for 55 minutes.

'Earthquake Humor' is being assembled...

Please add your spacy humor below!

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil.

More 'Russian Humor' is being planned!

What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
The space bar.

Computer And Internet Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13766855

Mars: The red barren.

Daffynition And Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12824207

An astronaut sat on the moon,
Observing a dish and a spoon;
He was wondering how
A dog, cat, and cow
Could make such a wonderful tune.

-Author Unknown

Music Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5179046

Animal Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/14707260

They say that someday up on Mars
We'll live in immense plastic jars.
We'll make our own weather
And trees, and fake leather
Of space dust and stuff from the stars.

-Author Unknown

Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084

Weather Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laugterclub/discussions/messages/8235233