A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Cows
Question: Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns don't work!
Question: What has four legs and makes the sound, "Oom, oom"?
Answer: A cow walking backwards!
Question: What do you call a cow that does not give milk?
Answer: An udder failure! (utter)
Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground beef!
Question: Why was the farmer riding a cow?
Answer: Because his pig was in the shop!
Pigs
Question: What do you call a kosher hog?
Answer: A Harley! (motorbike)
Little Pig: Hey, there!
Big Pig: Hay, hey? Hay is for horses - Aren't you glad we're pigs?!
Chickens
Question: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Answer: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Question: Why did the baby cross the street?
Answer: Because it was stapled to the chicken!
Question: What goes quack-quack-cluck, quack-quack-cluck?
Answer: A chicken that thinks its a duck!
Question: Why does the chicken coup have only two doors?
Answer: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Question: What kind of eggs do chickens lay during earthquakes?
Answer: Scrambled!
Frogs
Question: What is white on the outside, green on the inside, and hops?
Answer: A frog sandwich!
Question: Why are frogs always so happy?
Answer: Because they just eat whatever bugs them!
More to come...
Heard any good animal jokes lately?
Question: Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns don't work!
Question: What has four legs and makes the sound, "Oom, oom"?
Answer: A cow walking backwards!
Question: What do you call a cow that does not give milk?
Answer: An udder failure! (utter)
Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground beef!
Question: Why was the farmer riding a cow?
Answer: Because his pig was in the shop!
Pigs
Question: What do you call a kosher hog?
Answer: A Harley! (motorbike)
Little Pig: Hey, there!
Big Pig: Hay, hey? Hay is for horses - Aren't you glad we're pigs?!
Chickens
Question: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Answer: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Question: Why did the baby cross the street?
Answer: Because it was stapled to the chicken!
Question: What goes quack-quack-cluck, quack-quack-cluck?
Answer: A chicken that thinks its a duck!
Question: Why does the chicken coup have only two doors?
Answer: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Question: What kind of eggs do chickens lay during earthquakes?
Answer: Scrambled!
Frogs
Question: What is white on the outside, green on the inside, and hops?
Answer: A frog sandwich!
Question: Why are frogs always so happy?
Answer: Because they just eat whatever bugs them!
More to come...
Heard any good animal jokes lately?
An owley cat! (alley cat)
A yackety yak.
A spelling bee! :-)
At the jungle gym!
laughs three times.
First, when you tell it.
Then when you explain it to him.
And finally, when he understands it.
When you tell a joke to a Dodo, he
laughs twice.
First, when you tell it.
Then when you explain it to him.
He never understands it.
When you you tell a joke to a donkey, he
laughs once.
When you tell it to him.
He doesn't want it explained.
And he wouldn't understand it anyway.
When you tell a joke to an owl, he
never laughs.
Before you are finished he always says,
"Who! I HEARD THAT YEARS AGO."