"I fear explanations explanatory of things explained."

-Abraham Lincoln

Miscellaneous Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8390874

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."

-Harry Truman

Dog Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4213703

"When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results."

-Calvin Coolidge

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

"The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil service examination."

-Ronald Wilson Reagan

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

They say that ex-President Taft
When hit by a golf ball once laughed
And said, "I'm not sore,
But although you cried,'Fore!'
The place where you hit me was aft."

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

Athletics And Sports Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4847862

Abraham Lincoln, his hand and pen,
He will be good, but God knows when.

-Abraham Lincoln (ditty written by himself)

Epigrams
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10537784

"I really don't think I'm worthy of the office, but I have to put the country before my own limitations."

-Art Buchwald

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."

-Ronald Wilson Reagan

Etiquette And Manners Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8508985

"It is fun to be in the same decade with you."

-Franklin Delano Roosevelt (in a cable to Winston Churchill, in reply to the congratulations on Roosevelt's sixtieth birthday)

Birthday Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11197682

"No easy problems ever come to the President of the United States. If they are easy to solve, somebody else has solved them."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower (34th U.S. President)

'Leadership And Speech Humor' is being researched now...

American Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10842711

"We must not be innocents abroad in a world that is not innocent."

-Ronald Wilson Reagan

'Military Humor' to come...

[William] McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair!"

-Theodore Roosevelt

Chocolate Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795500

[William] "McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair!"

-Theodore Roosevelt

Chocolate Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795500

[The office of Vice President is] "the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived."

-John Adams (Vice President to George Washington, and then the second U.S. President, in a letter (19 December 1793) to his wife Abigail.

The Vice President has only two duties: to cast the rare tie-breaking votes in the Congress, and to inquire daily as to the health of the President.

-Beaumont

"I fancy that it is just as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you."

-Woodrow Wilson

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279