Wilbur Wright and Orville Wright

Said Orville Wright to Wilbur Wright,
"These birds are very trying.
I'm sick of hearing them cheep-cheep
About the fun of flying."

-Rosemary and Stephen Vincent Benet: "A Book of Americans"

Bird Humor
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He: Wanna fly?
She: Sure!
He: Wait here and I'll catch one for you.

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A helicopter pilot, running out fo fuel, soon found himself in the middle of the desert. Spotting a group of hikers, he quickly made a sign reading, "Where am I?" Hovering over them, the pilot put the sign to the window so they could see it. Conversing for a few minutes, the hikers soon made their own sign and flashed it at the helicopter pilot. Their sign read, "You're in a helicopter."

More 'Sign Humor' to come!

Pilot: Pilot to tower...pilot to tower...I am 300 miles from land and...altitude 600 feet...running out of fuel...please advise...over.
Tower: Tower to pilot...tower to pilot...repeat after me...Our Father, which art in Heaven...

Prayers And Spiritual Affirmations
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Old Mother Goose

Old Mother Goose,
When she wanted to wander,
Would ride through the air
On a very fine gander.

-Author Uknown

Poetry Humor
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"The Wright brothers flew right through the smoke screen of impossibility."

-Charles Franklin Kettering

Happy Thoughts
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Boeing has developed an airplane that is fully automatic. It can take off, fly, and land on its own. However, to accommodate government safety regulations and labor union demands, Boeing has included manual controls in the cockpit, along with room for a pilot and a dog. The pilot's sole responsibility is to feed the dog during flights, and the dog's job is to bite the pilot if he tries to touch the controls.

Dog Humor
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Why can't you get on an airplane and take it to visit Peter Pan?
Because where Peter lives, there's a big sign that reads, "Never Never Land".

This is a fully-automated aircraft. It takes off, flies, and lands without a human pilot or crew. All functions are computer controlled. Nothing can go wrong...can go wrong...can go...wrong...

'Computer Humor' is in the works!

So, you've taken a bus that weighs fifty tons and bolted heavy wedge-shaped pieces of metal to the left and right sides of the bus - and you claim you can make it fly through the air when you can't even pick up one end of it with all your might? Are you deranged?

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
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What flies without wings, propellers, or jet engines?
Time.

('Tempis fugit' is Latin for 'time flies'.)

Time Humor
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According to recognized aerotechnical tests, the bumblebee cannot fly because of the shape and weight of his body in relation to the total wing area. But the bumblebee doesn't know this, so he goes ahead and flies anyway.

Science Humor
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More 'Aircraft And Flight Humor' is needed! Please add your jokes in the 'Add Reply' box below. Thank you!

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"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it."

-Henry Ford

"Strong people are made by opposition, like kites that go up against the wind."

-Frank Harris