"As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it."

-Margaret Deland

Do not regret gowing old...it's a privilege denied many.

What is the right retirement age? Thankfully, some people never retire, because we continue to have need of them.

'Leisure And Retirement Humor' is coming...

Fun Fact: There's really no such thing as a person who's completely 'all grown up.' We are growing up throughout our entire lifetime, and we are continually approaching but never reaching grownup status. The child we once were is always a part of us.

-Beaumont

How to Grow Old

If you want to be an old man long before your time,
Never fool with poetry, never make a rhyme.
Never play with children, never skip the rope,
Never have a good time blowing bubble soap.
Never go a-fishing, never pass the ball,
Never ramble in the woods in summer or in fall.
Never lift your eyes to God, keep 'em looking down,
Never wear a pleasant smile, always wear a frown.
Never take your time to eat, always overstuff,
Never have the sense to know when you've had enough.

-Alex Rennie

Poetry Humor
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More 'Aging And Maturing Humor' is needed! Please add yours in the 'Add Reply' box below. :-)

More aging and maturing humor is needed! Please add yours! :-)

“Old age ain't no place for sissies.”

-Bette Davis

Old Age

I like my new bifocals,
My dentures fit just fine,
My hearing aid is perfect,
But, Lord, I miss my mind!

-Author Unknown

Epigrams
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Thanks Beaumont! These are good and you do work hard on this!

"The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom."

-H. L. Mencken

'Wisdom Humor' is in the planning now . . .

In the mirror
The old man I was afraid of
as a child

-John Brandi: "Weeding the Cosmos" (a book of haikus)

Haiku Humor
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Fun Fact: Age doesn’t always make you as forgetful as you may have been led to believe. It’s really having way too many stupid things to remember that makes you forgetful.

Fun Facts And Trivia
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Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," came the reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"
"Nine," says the third man. "That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
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“All that I know I learned after I was thirty.”

-Georges Clemenceau

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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