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Fatherhood And Father's Day Humor

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“A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.”

-Author Unknown
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Only A Dad
Only a dad but he gives his all
To smooth the way for his children small,
Doing with courage stern and grim,
The deeds that his father did for him,
This is the line that for him I pen,
Only a dad, but the best of men.

-Edgar A. Guest

Poetry Humor
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Adam had a lot of trouble buying his father a gift for Father’s Day. What can you buy somebody who’s everything?

Christian Humor
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“My daddy doesn’t work, he just goes to the office, but sometimes he does errands on the way home.”

-Unidentified little child

Work Humor
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“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”

-Bill Cosby

Giving And Helping Humor
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Question: Why did the little girl put her father in the fridge?
Answer: Because she wanted an ice cold pop.

Pun Humor
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“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.”

-Bill Cosby

Childhood and Parenting Humor
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Fun Fact: There are more collect calls on Father's Day than any other day of the year.

Telephone Humor
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When I was a boy of 14 my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learnt in seven years.

-Mark Twain (1835–1910)

Mark Twain Humor
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“When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off my bed.”

-Lou Brock

Family And Home Humor
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How can you tell if your dad has been replaced by an alien replicant?
-He buys you the new tennis shoes that all the popular kids are wearing.
-He knows how to text, google, and tweet.
-He does not embarrass you in front of your friends.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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How can you tell if your dad has been replaced by an alien replicant?
-He buys you the new tennis shoes that all the popular kids are wearing.
-He knows how to text, google, and tweet.
-He does not embarrass you in front of your friends.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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It now seems like twas so far away,
When I had my own first Father’s day,
Now my daughter’s sixteen,
Dates a boy who's hair’s green,
It's no wonder that mine's turning grey.

-Bradley

Limericks
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It now seems like twas so far away,
When I had my own first Father’s day,
Now my daughter’s sixteen,
Dates a boy who's hair’s green,
It's no wonder that mine's turning grey.
-Bradley
Limericks
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“You must not hop on Pop.”

-Doctor Seuss: “Hop on Pop” (1963)

Doctor Seuss Humor
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It now seems like twas so far away,
When I had my own first Father’s day,
Now my daughter’s sixteen,
Dates a boy who's hair’s green,
It's no wonder that mine's turning grey.

-Bradley

Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13776084