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- A Woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.'WOW!' the social worker exclaims. 'Are they all yours?'''Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard thatquestion a thousand times before.She says, 'Sit down...
- Young and OldA farmer owned 25 young hens and one old cock . He felt that the old cock could no longer handle his task efficiently, the farmer decided to buy a young cock from the market.When he brought the young cock home, the old cock approached...
- Meaning of Friendship: F - forever friends R - responsible I - intellegent E - eager to mail N - nice D - devine S - simple H - hearty I - interested P - peaceful
- This is funny. Hope it puts a smile on your face. On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
- This is funny. Hope it puts a smile on your face. On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
- My resume1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but...
- My resume1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but...
- Sandra felt as low as the heels of her shoes as she pushed against aNovember gust and the florist shop door. Her life had been easy, likea spring breeze. Then in the fourth month of her second pregnancy, aminor automobile accident stole her...
- HELLO THERE: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS. BEST IDEA IN YEARS HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you,...
- HELLO THERE: THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO DO THIS. BEST IDEA IN YEARS HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC. 2. Name it "Housework." 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN 5. Your PC will ask you,...
- Making Pancakes Six year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He...
- To A Beautiful WomanNow I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.Please no wrinkles,Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags;Please no age spots.Please no gray And as for my belly,Please take it away.Please keep me...
- Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback...
- Daddy's Poem Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favourite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home.why the kids might not understand,If...
- DreamsThey come to you when you are fast asleepThey come to you when you are enjoying your morning coffeeThey come to you when your sitting watching the water in all its stillnessThey come to you when you are standing listening to the awakening of...