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- A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before. If it...
- Boudreau is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. Boudreau walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze....
- There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alchol and being...
- A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him...
- Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling...
- Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering,...
- Best Military Humor EverOnly a Marine:"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual.Then it became optional. And now it's legal.I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory."Gunnery Sergeant Harry Berres, USMC
- Even if you're a non-believer you need to read this! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT’S AN INTERESTING TALE! Louisiana Ghost Story (true story) This happened about 6 months ago on Louisiana Hwy 57, just outside of Dulac, a...
- A young ventriloquist was traveling through Cajun country and stopped to entertain at the Hubba Hubba. He was going through his usual dumb Cajun jokes routine when Boudreau stood up and said in a threatening manner, “Look you! I done jus’ abot...
- I just wanted to wish a Happy Mothers Day to all of my DS friends. I hope you all have a wonderful day.Hugs
- A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys...
- A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping...
- I knew they would finally release the ingredients in Viagra: 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C ...
- > YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY> Stay> I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled> Down the car windows to make sure my> Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh...
- There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for example...A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a baseball bat and...