The Irony?

So, I got another email from the N.  He congratulated me again on how well I did on the speech (did his friend that was there really rush and tell him that I did this wonderful speech?? I doubt that's quite how it was..)  Then he asked if I could help him write a paper.  Of course, he would understand if I didn't want to, but he just couldn't think of anyone else as good as I am.  So, now I am really wondering, am I the only one at my university or his community college that can write a paper?  The only one he knows who always gets A's on papers?  Oh no...I doubt that, too.  I am just the only one who he thinks is foolish enough to actually feel guilty enough to not say no!!  Well, okay, I did joke with those close to me that I might actually do it for $100 a page!! 
What is really so ironic to me is that he is writing the paper on Dorian Gray.  Yep, I have to wonder if he has a painting of himself in that secret storage building of his that is reflecting the true evilness of his soul....