The difference between men and women.

God made men first, the bible says so. Therefore man is only the rough draft and women are the finished product.
Men are rather simple, we are interested in only three things. Food, drink, sex. (in random order lol) Women are far more complex. Example: When I was still married my wife loved to be taken out to dinner. This was a problem because I got home from work at 5 and she wouldn't be ready to leave until 9pm. We had so many fights over this stupid issue it wasn't funny!!! How many times she came out of the bedroom wearing something and asking my opinion " how does this look?" and each time I would get angrier at her. Then one day I made a sandwhich and sat down to watch TV as I know it was gonna be hours until she was, at last, ready. Each time she came out that night I was fine and when we finally left we had a great night out.
Woman simply do not understand that men are really that simple. Feed us, water us, sex us, and you have got a happy man on your hands. Do not think we are saying anything but what we have said. It takes far to much work to mean other than what we said, forget hide a hidden message within lollol.
Men are hairy, stinky, creatures. If we take a shower and then sit absolutly still in a chair in the living room, wait a few hours and we will stink. Women are soft, yummy smelling creatures that keep trying to figure men out. You can't figure us out as there is nothing to figure!!!!!!!
Hope this deep insight helps someone,to at least smile... Eric