Some of my funny kid-isms :)

Sooo ………….Me and Jaden were playing w the puppy & it rolls to its back.. and Jaden looks and says "Mom, is that Rocko's butt?...  it’s a boy puppyand (its his manhoods dropping down) So…. I stifle a giggle and said "no honey, those are his brains...” and laughed..And said… no babe those are his privates… and had to explain that boys had penis’s and girls had vaginas J  and those were part of boy’s privatess!" HA.. then I couldnt hold back and started laughing told her to ask Russ what they were.. he told her it was the privates.. :) so I got to tell Jaden about Penis's and vaginas :) fun stuff.. _______________________________    So Jaden pulled out her 2nd tooth yesterday & this morning….I had $2.00 in bottom of my purse,  so I hid those under her pillow. Then I woke her & she found them.. & said  “Hmmmmmm …. Mom, that’s weird,  They r sticky, and I said (trying not to smile) “oh yah.. the tooth fairy has no pockets to hold money or teeth, so she sticks them to her wings” ... and she sat there.. and said “huh…. Yah that makes sense”  .. and was quiet for a second… and looked up at me.. and said “hmmm… weird.. mom, they smell like gum” and I just turned around so she couldn’t see me laughing/smiling and said yah.. the tooth fairy chews a lot of gum to keep her breath fresh J   _____________________________________________   I made monkeybread this morning for the girls, and I said “mmm this monkeybread is sooo good”.. and Chaise said …”mom .. where the heck did u find the monkey to make monkeybread?....:)” HAAAAA kids are the best... some of the things they come up with... _________________________________________   Try explaining what a tampon is to a 5 yr old... who has it out of the wrapper, the cotton and string out of the plastic covering, has it in a glass of water, giggling and laughing on how "it blows up and gets really big" when it gets wet...but then …. I catch her blowing really hard out of the plastic applicator, trying to make it whistle…... and trying to "blow" out of the plastic covering cause she thinks its a whistle... omg ____________________________________   She also asked me why women... shave their legs and armpits and men dont...  hmmm.. I kind of was already giggling and said well some men do HAAAAA :).. but women shave so we can run and swim faster than the boys :)  ______________________________________________   Brought the girls into a womens bathroom.. where they had vending machines for womans products.. and Jaden looked at it.. and loudly said "Mom, why do they need napkins, in the bathroom, when there isnt any food?" and "what the heck are (sounding it out) tammmmponnns?   So all I hear are women laughing in the bathroom  J