silliness. do you know any new jokes?

i only know one joke.
knock knock!
who's there?
love!
love who?
love YOU!
glad i got that big vent outta my system yesterday.  today i feel like a flat limp after the party party balloon.  i was in bed minding my own nap when the stupid phone rang. i snuggled in deeper.  the phone takes the message and the mechanism then begins to beep. 
the beep is like chinese water torture.  it beeps in such an annoying fashion, messes with my groove......so rude.  ralphie is not the only one who dreams of a bb gun sometimes.  if i had one i could silence that little beep. 
there may be a simple way to mechanically turn off the beep, but i got no clue how to arrange this particular miracle.
came in to make it hush..........and landed here in my chair.
can't help but notice......there are no servants in this house.  not a one. where are they?  is this an unauthorized holiday?  lol.......ok so no i don't have any servants.  no maid, no butler, no general factotum.  what is a general factotum?  how do i know this word?  did i spell it right?  do i care?  no, not so much.  i want my lady in waiting to draw my bath, lay out my riding clothing. i need royal practice if i am to run the kingdom someday.  ........the sound of the garbage truck in front of my castle .......brings me abruptly back to Thursday, Nov. 21st.  man.  reality bites.
the branches are increasingly bare.............the great outdoors is so close, right through the doors, but i have no desire to go.  i don't want to get shivery. 
i have been playing a silly new game.  i put a layer of pearl white nail polish on.  the next day a layer of sheer pink.......then yesterday a layer of another shade of shimmery pink.  i put a tube of vanilla sugar lotion on the table by the telly.......so i remember to de-alligator my lovely hands.  cooler weather sure brings on dry skin.  hope you will join me in daily lotion time for the hands..........it feels so good as you massage it in. 
our hands can surely benefit from these little mini massages.  ........i'm sure i've said it before, but the ladies i used to work with .......and i did this daily.  we would stop and put on lotion instead of wandering in to the dangerous break room........that place that held high calorie afternoon snacks!!! lol.................and the other trick?  i drink two cups of water first anytime i think i want a snack.  little tricks sure, but they help.
especially now that my servants have left me to run madly through the woods or wherever it is that missing invisible servants go.  one would think that my magic could extend itself to at least Rosie the Robot from the Jetsons.  She was a darling gal.........but then again didn't they only eat pills on that show?  so maybe scrambled eggs are just a pipedream? 
i actually want the fancy brunch eggs poached on little english muffins with canadian bacon with fancy creamy sauce........but i can't think of the name of the dish so scrambled it is.  xoxo
have any of you ever had kippers for breakfast?  are they good?  seems that great old world story tellers always have warm chafing dishes hiding lovely kippers..........can't imagine relishing fish for breakfast.  i am so iowan. 
sorry if this makes no sense, it's just silliness........that's all i got.  that and a reminder to be at the dentist on monday to get my teethers fixed.  lost part of a filling and chipped the tooth next door.  gotta keep our chompers in good working order. 
this could be a great day to color.  or sketch.  and sleep.  i can definitely forecast some lovely napping.  i watch the kitties and follow their lead.  bless you and yours...........i'm right here.  thinking of you......sending up prayers in care of your day.  xoxoxoxo.  am too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!