photo joke of a toilet//seaside ornament photo for darla//doctor orders MORE alcohol 4 blood pressur
GOT TO LOVE THAT GOOD OL HOME COOKIN LOL ~RS
this is also from "bitches goin at it hard as a muthfuqqa" on facebook.
that site is going to get me in trouble ... i was looking for another one, but so far i can't find it. lol. i go to that site and i sit there laughing for HOURS, but i have to keep remembering that not everyone finds that site funny.
posted this one for you darla, hope to see it on your tree, can be ordered at HistoryPens.com and i think its 15% off as well. (its actually the 100th anniversary of seaside heights and the 60th anniversary of lucky leos).
and me, went to the doctor and check this out, my cholesterol went down from 237 to 211, yay. he is putting me on a stronger statin dose to help clear out the arteries...what i'm on is merely preventative for teenagers whose bodies are prone to manufacturing cholesterol (it was the only one that didn't make me totally sick) so we will see. i take it in the morning, so sick a little each morning, makes me sleepy a bit, but then i drink cola and it settles down and get ready for work around 12 and i'm fine by then so far.
this doctor is a sociable doctor and belongs to a wine club, its the second time he has mentioned this. they are members for six months and going on a wine tasting cruise etc., then he tells me he used to be director of a rehab for alcohol and drugs around here and though he can't give out names, HALF of the "patients" from the rehab are "prominant citizens" of our county. lol. kind of already knew this, my friend's grandfather was a judge here and the entire family are closet drunks. they don't go to meetings, so not alcoholics. i mentioned the working drunk thing and he knew right away, he says to me, oh that, well, those people only drink after 4 or 5 (its 5:00 somewhere) and don't drink after 9 or ten p.m. he says they also drink listerine because its 20 percent alcohol and no one can tell. i'm like, omg! then he kind of flings his prescription pen on the counter and says to me, you know if you were an alcoholic all your levels would just level off and you wouldn't have a stroke or heart attack, wouldn't need meds and probably live until you are 90! (this is a DOCTOR telling me this). so he says, if you would UP your drinks to THREE a day instead of 2, and FORGET the wine crap, that has calories and sugar and sugar is bad, try straight gin, or straight vodka or straight chevis regal or if you mix it get some lemon and lime DIET soda from publix (it has splenda not sugar or the other bad ones), that's all you need.
i'm thinking to myself, what? so i run into e by the doctor's office her hair is blonde now, and she is recovering from surgery on her face, basil cell, don't remember if that is bad or not, two of them second one in two years. and i go to k's for dinner and i tell him what the DOCTOR said. and he starts laughing, only I WOULD FIND a DOCTOR like this. so doctors orders we had THREE drinks instead, coffee with bailey's, rum with coke, peach smoothie with gin and its dinner so FOUR, white wine. plus dinner, stuffed flounder, chicken with some kind of sauce and a veg, then italian wedding cake that i brought over, 2 for one at publix, fabulous that is the best cake. today, no surges in the head, and i feel fine, so i guess the problem is NOT DRINKING ENOUGH ALCOHOL. all the people with high blood pressure and high cholesterol, just need to drink more alcohol. omg! lmao.
this is also from "bitches goin at it hard as a muthfuqqa" on facebook.
that site is going to get me in trouble ... i was looking for another one, but so far i can't find it. lol. i go to that site and i sit there laughing for HOURS, but i have to keep remembering that not everyone finds that site funny.
posted this one for you darla, hope to see it on your tree, can be ordered at HistoryPens.com and i think its 15% off as well. (its actually the 100th anniversary of seaside heights and the 60th anniversary of lucky leos).
and me, went to the doctor and check this out, my cholesterol went down from 237 to 211, yay. he is putting me on a stronger statin dose to help clear out the arteries...what i'm on is merely preventative for teenagers whose bodies are prone to manufacturing cholesterol (it was the only one that didn't make me totally sick) so we will see. i take it in the morning, so sick a little each morning, makes me sleepy a bit, but then i drink cola and it settles down and get ready for work around 12 and i'm fine by then so far.
this doctor is a sociable doctor and belongs to a wine club, its the second time he has mentioned this. they are members for six months and going on a wine tasting cruise etc., then he tells me he used to be director of a rehab for alcohol and drugs around here and though he can't give out names, HALF of the "patients" from the rehab are "prominant citizens" of our county. lol. kind of already knew this, my friend's grandfather was a judge here and the entire family are closet drunks. they don't go to meetings, so not alcoholics. i mentioned the working drunk thing and he knew right away, he says to me, oh that, well, those people only drink after 4 or 5 (its 5:00 somewhere) and don't drink after 9 or ten p.m. he says they also drink listerine because its 20 percent alcohol and no one can tell. i'm like, omg! then he kind of flings his prescription pen on the counter and says to me, you know if you were an alcoholic all your levels would just level off and you wouldn't have a stroke or heart attack, wouldn't need meds and probably live until you are 90! (this is a DOCTOR telling me this). so he says, if you would UP your drinks to THREE a day instead of 2, and FORGET the wine crap, that has calories and sugar and sugar is bad, try straight gin, or straight vodka or straight chevis regal or if you mix it get some lemon and lime DIET soda from publix (it has splenda not sugar or the other bad ones), that's all you need.
i'm thinking to myself, what? so i run into e by the doctor's office her hair is blonde now, and she is recovering from surgery on her face, basil cell, don't remember if that is bad or not, two of them second one in two years. and i go to k's for dinner and i tell him what the DOCTOR said. and he starts laughing, only I WOULD FIND a DOCTOR like this. so doctors orders we had THREE drinks instead, coffee with bailey's, rum with coke, peach smoothie with gin and its dinner so FOUR, white wine. plus dinner, stuffed flounder, chicken with some kind of sauce and a veg, then italian wedding cake that i brought over, 2 for one at publix, fabulous that is the best cake. today, no surges in the head, and i feel fine, so i guess the problem is NOT DRINKING ENOUGH ALCOHOL. all the people with high blood pressure and high cholesterol, just need to drink more alcohol. omg! lmao.
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I don\'t know....I know people who drink and those who don\'t. In my opinion,there is so much drink this not that eat this not that advise and info out there who really knows if it works. Me personally I don\'t like drinking,maybe a glass of wine with a meal once a week is my style. I don\'t like the taste of alcohol.
Glad your Cholesterol has come down a bit...hope you bring it down more hon. you hon xo
forgot to add I am not eating anything off of that grill man!
lol. the toilet grill cracks me up too, one up from putting plants and flowers in an old toilet. omg! i can just see people drunk and staring at it saying, hmmmm, i don\'t know....lol.
ran into old friends last night and more lectures on just losing weight to do it all. NO ONE trusts statins. have a feeling the doctor doesn\'t either. found an article on the side effects i should post so i don\'t forget.
I\'m with Aust and bips, I\'m afraid. You take care of yourself!