Oops...Eh...

Today as I was going to get the mail, and my neighbor who I rarely see [I never leave my house] came out and stood on her porch. She had her hands on her hips and had this look on her face like she was trying to figure out what the heck I was doing. "Gee, I dunno, maybe I'm getting MY MAIL!?" As I stood their at the mail box I was starring right back, I was waiting for her to say something. After about 25 seconds of silence I mumbeled some curse words in my head of how I felt, and then I started walking back to my house. Her head followed me, I qiuckly checked to make sure I wasn't standing their nacked or something. Nope, I have clothes on. I couldn't figure out what her issue was, so I raised my hand and flipped her the biggest birdie and added a delightful "fuck you". Her jaw dropped and she continued to follow me with her eyes... It felt good for like the first 4 minutes, then I started to feel guilty...But siriously, am I just a giant loser on display now?