My Anniversary
Since today is my anniversary, I thought I'd share a few anniversary jokes:
Endearing terms It’s Daniel’s second 25th wedding anniversary and to celebrate, their son Aaron invites the close family to an anniversary dinner at his house. During the evening, Aaron gets very emotional every time he hears his dad call his mum by such endearing terms as ‘darling’, ‘petal’, ‘sweetheart’ and ‘my lover.’ It’s clear to Aaron that his parents are still very much in love. While his mother is out the room, Aaron goes over to his father, kisses him and quietly says, "Dad, I’m so pleased for you both. I think it's fantastic that after 25 years you’re still calling mum by those loving pet names." But Daniel, looking very embarrassed, says, "Things are not always what they seem to be, son. I must tell you the truth - I forgot your mother’s name about 5 years ago."
Happiness It was Hetty and Benjy’s 25th wedding anniversary. Hetty says, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, Benjy? I was so overwhelmed and taken aback that I couldn’t talk for an hour." Benjy replies, "Yes, of course I do, Hetty. How could I ever forget? It was the happiest hour of my life."
Vive la difference Maurice and Hetty were approaching their Golden wedding anniversary. One summer evening, as they were taking a slow walk in their local park, Hetty suddenly takes her walking stick and hits Maurice hard across his back with it. "What on earth did you do that for? It really hurts." he shouts at her. Hetty replies, "That's for 50 years of poor sex." Maurice thinks for a while and then takes his walking stick and hits Hetty hard across her tuchus with it. "Ouch," she screams. "What was that for?" Maurice looks at her and replies, "That's for knowing the difference."
I hope all my friends are doing well. I will write an update later in the week.
HUGS
Endearing terms It’s Daniel’s second 25th wedding anniversary and to celebrate, their son Aaron invites the close family to an anniversary dinner at his house. During the evening, Aaron gets very emotional every time he hears his dad call his mum by such endearing terms as ‘darling’, ‘petal’, ‘sweetheart’ and ‘my lover.’ It’s clear to Aaron that his parents are still very much in love. While his mother is out the room, Aaron goes over to his father, kisses him and quietly says, "Dad, I’m so pleased for you both. I think it's fantastic that after 25 years you’re still calling mum by those loving pet names." But Daniel, looking very embarrassed, says, "Things are not always what they seem to be, son. I must tell you the truth - I forgot your mother’s name about 5 years ago."
Happiness It was Hetty and Benjy’s 25th wedding anniversary. Hetty says, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, Benjy? I was so overwhelmed and taken aback that I couldn’t talk for an hour." Benjy replies, "Yes, of course I do, Hetty. How could I ever forget? It was the happiest hour of my life."
Vive la difference Maurice and Hetty were approaching their Golden wedding anniversary. One summer evening, as they were taking a slow walk in their local park, Hetty suddenly takes her walking stick and hits Maurice hard across his back with it. "What on earth did you do that for? It really hurts." he shouts at her. Hetty replies, "That's for 50 years of poor sex." Maurice thinks for a while and then takes his walking stick and hits Hetty hard across her tuchus with it. "Ouch," she screams. "What was that for?" Maurice looks at her and replies, "That's for knowing the difference."
I hope all my friends are doing well. I will write an update later in the week.
HUGS
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