murder or manslaughter II?

A week in review.......leads to a small confession, I accidentally murdered my hot pink squishy pillows.  Two of them, took them out of the washing machine and discovered that their fabric had been slit and millions of tiny microbeads had spilled onto the laundry.  microbead spatter is no joke...........it was in the machine, in the lid, on top of the machine........sticking in odd little clumps and sliding down the walls of the machine.......all the way down to the floor.
These pillows are my dear friends. They are homedic helpers, they comfort my neck and head, they support my arms and elbows and shoulders.......they have so many wonderful and generously soft supportive uses for anyone with body aches, soft tissue or joint pain.........they are wonderful.  The only thing that would make them more wonderful to me is if there was a cooling squishy pillow.  My daughter got me squishy pillow addicted many moons ago and they have been a part of my daily journey ever since.
These hot pink pillows have not been with me very long...........see I uh, ummmmmm overstuffed the washing machine.  It's not my habit to do that, but I did it on the day of the double homicide and still hope the District Attorney will charge me with manslaughter II..........is brain fog a good defense?
I washed the sheets, pillow cases, odd whites, threw in the blue throw as well and then stuffed the hot pink pillows in for good measure..........it's like i kneeeeeeew it was too full but not enough to stop or pull anything out.  Normally i would know that this was tooooooo much.  That's how accidents happen, but in this case i can't save them...........i feel so bad. 
I think the pillow police will be showing up with a warrant for my arrest soon........gonna go eat breakfast now so I can face time in the poky, the hoosegow.......the slammer........sigh, i'm a criminal now.  sad.  xo.
somebody come and adopt my fall punkins...........and feed the cat kids.........xo
99 years folks is almost for life.  
later gators