Me, in a nutshell....what am I doing in this nutshell?

simple answer...I must be a nut! I could list my medical conditions here but tis easier to list the ones I have never had ....1.)anything male specific........   yup, pretty much sums it up  If yes is the good answer and no is the bad, the answer applicable to my situation will be no. (and vice versa) My perdicaments are usually totally atypical and cause great humor to others. I am always the exception to the rule. If several people are placing an order for say lunch, mine will be the forgotten or messed up order. There is always a black cloud following over my head, it will never strike me dead, nooooooo. It will just repeatedly burn my a$$  No matter what life throws at me I will make it through.  I have finally learned to accept all this and just exist and enjoy what I have today.