Like being on the rack...

Ugh. 8 days out now from the supposed date of signing (according to the previous round of paperwork). I don't know, maybe that's just the earliest possible date that a judge would be allowed to sign it and they've got a backlog. Maybe it's been signed and it's sitting somewhere in the courthouse waiting for someone to get around to stuffing it in an envelope and drop it in the mail. Maybe it's at the Post Awful and will go out in tomorrow's mail. 
Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. 
Maybe I only dreamed I was ever happily married and I've made up the whole divorce thing because my subconscious thought I didn't have sufficient drama in my life. (If that is the case then I'd respectfully like to tell my subconscious to shut the hell up and stop dreaming so effing realistically! :p )
I'd just like the screws to stop turning on the rack of daily life while waiting for this. Enough already. I'd like some resolution in my life for a change.
Sigh.