LET'S TAKE A LAUGH BREAK!

1) HOW DO YOU STOP A CHARGING RHINIOCEROS?
YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR CREDIT CARDS.  
2) WHY DID BEETHOVEN GET RID OF THE CHICKEN?
BECAUSE HE KEPT SAYING-BACH, BACH, BACH.
3) WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY GET FOR A BASKET?
2 POINTS-THE SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
4) IF YOUR MOTTO IS-IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED-DON'T TAKE UP SKY DIVING.
5) WHAT DID THE BEDSPREAD SAY TO THE SHEET?
I'VE GOT YOU COVERED.
6) WHY DOES THE FLOURSCENT LIGHT HUM?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS.
7) WHY DID THE MAN RUN AROUND HIS  BED?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP.
8) WHY ARE MOVIE STARS SO COOL?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MANY FANS.
9) WHY DID THE HOUSE GO TO THE DOCTOR?
TO GET A CURE FOR THE WINDOW PANE.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED NIGHT.  HUGS,  CHRIS