LET'S TAKE A LAUGH BREAK!
1) HOW DO YOU STOP A CHARGING RHINIOCEROS?
YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR CREDIT CARDS.
2) WHY DID BEETHOVEN GET RID OF THE CHICKEN?
BECAUSE HE KEPT SAYING-BACH, BACH, BACH.
3) WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY GET FOR A BASKET?
2 POINTS-THE SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
4) IF YOUR MOTTO IS-IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED-DON'T TAKE UP SKY DIVING.
5) WHAT DID THE BEDSPREAD SAY TO THE SHEET?
I'VE GOT YOU COVERED.
6) WHY DOES THE FLOURSCENT LIGHT HUM?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS.
7) WHY DID THE MAN RUN AROUND HIS BED?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP.
8) WHY ARE MOVIE STARS SO COOL?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MANY FANS.
9) WHY DID THE HOUSE GO TO THE DOCTOR?
TO GET A CURE FOR THE WINDOW PANE.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED NIGHT. HUGS, CHRIS
YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR CREDIT CARDS.
2) WHY DID BEETHOVEN GET RID OF THE CHICKEN?
BECAUSE HE KEPT SAYING-BACH, BACH, BACH.
3) WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY GET FOR A BASKET?
2 POINTS-THE SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
4) IF YOUR MOTTO IS-IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED-DON'T TAKE UP SKY DIVING.
5) WHAT DID THE BEDSPREAD SAY TO THE SHEET?
I'VE GOT YOU COVERED.
6) WHY DOES THE FLOURSCENT LIGHT HUM?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS.
7) WHY DID THE MAN RUN AROUND HIS BED?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CATCH UP ON HIS SLEEP.
8) WHY ARE MOVIE STARS SO COOL?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MANY FANS.
9) WHY DID THE HOUSE GO TO THE DOCTOR?
TO GET A CURE FOR THE WINDOW PANE.
I HOPE YOU HAVE A BLESSED NIGHT. HUGS, CHRIS
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Thank you for sharing these smiles, Chris!
Big hugs to you! xxx
thanks for the laughs.
Made me laugh, made me smile, that felt good for a little while.
Thank you tgik, I needed that!
YOUR WELCOME. LAUGHTER DOES A GOOD MEDICINE. LOL!
Youn are right Chris great to laugh
YES IT IS. I\'M GLAD EVERYONE ENJOYED THEM. WILL PUTT SOME MORE ON LATER.
Thanks helps ,surgery bound and scared . but ptsd is maintaing low profile for now.
Thanks for the laughs!
YOUR WELCOME. I\'M GLAD I COULD MAKE SOMEONES DAY.
Thanks tgik. Lots of laughs. Re#6, I guess that\'s why my kitchen light hums so much. lol
LOL! IT COULD BE. I\'M GLAD YOU ENJOYED THEM.
Thanks for the laugh. I have read them out to my family and my husband is going to remember the one about the fluro light, he is an electrician LOL
LOL! NOW HE KNOWS WHY THEY HUM. I\'M GLAD YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ENJOYED THEM. HUGS, CHRIS
lol laughter good for the soul :)
Hugggss
These are funny and sweet and have made my evening bright! Thank you!xxxxx