Just a Sunday night bedtime funny!!!

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:   FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.  PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.  TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated  HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.  SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.  WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.  TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying            http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=101218&rui=74915843 I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users.It has removed 16115 spam emails to date.Paying users do not have this message in their emails.Try SPAMfighter for free now!