JOKE: Toddler's Rules - if i want it, its mine....if its in my hand, its mine...if i can take it aw
JOKE: "Toddler's Rules"
TODDLER’S RULES
1- If I want it, it's mine
2- If it's in my hand, it's mine
3- If I can take it away from you, it's mine
4- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
5- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
6- If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine
7- If it just looks like mine, it's mine
8- If I think it's mine, it's mine
9- If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine
10- Once it's mine it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what
Author: Unknown
toddler's and thieves actually. so does a thief have the emotional i.q. of a toddler. probably does.
TODDLER’S RULES
1- If I want it, it's mine
2- If it's in my hand, it's mine
3- If I can take it away from you, it's mine
4- If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
5- If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
6- If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine
7- If it just looks like mine, it's mine
8- If I think it's mine, it's mine
9- If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine
10- Once it's mine it will never belong to anyone else, no matter what
Author: Unknown
toddler's and thieves actually. so does a thief have the emotional i.q. of a toddler. probably does.
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that\'s cute and so true!
That is no joke, it\'s all true. Ever work in a daycare? I have and believe me 2 and 3 yr olds are like that all the time. What fun!!!
I have a toddler, and that is not a joke. It is 100% true. :-)
I love that! Sooo true! Such brat\'s they are......but they know what is MINE. :-}
My children are twenty two months apart, and boy I can laugh about it now. But it was tough going.
i\'ve never been a fan of 2 year olds .... i\'ll stop there. lol.