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 Gynecologist turned MechanicA gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMOpaperwork and was burned out.Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,he decided to become a mechanic.He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,attended diligently, and learned all he could.When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologistprepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he hadobtained a score of 150%.Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want toappear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if thereis anerror in the grade."The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apartperfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.""You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth50% of the mark."After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% becauseyou did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in myentire career".I am using the Free version of SPAMfighter.We are a community of 6 million users fighting spam.SPAMfighter has removed 22 of my spam emails to date.The Professional version does not have this message.We are your photos. Share us now with Windows Live Photos. We are your photos. Share us now with Windows Live Photos. We are your photos. Share us now with Windows Live Photos.  Internal Virus Database is out-of-date.Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.560 / Virus Database: 270.12.26/2116 - Release Date: 5/15/2009 6:16 AM