How Do You Know Your Child Is EVIL???? :)

So after breakfast Marlow has a bath, so she is nice and shiny clean.  Then we go and pick out a nice outfit, because she is going to her aunts while I work.  Then we do her hair and I get into my work outfit.
So I stop to check dailystrength and facebook before we go and Marlow wanders into the kitchen.  She is in there for a few seconds and I call her name.  She comes into the living room holding my pop, that was on the kitchen table.
I smile and say 'did you bring mommy her drink?' and Marlow smiles back and says, 'mommy....drink!'
Then she proceeds to point the pop at me and somehow twist the cap enough that it opens but not all the way.  Upon which pop starts spewing out in every direction but right at me thank god!
There was pop ALL over her, the computer(daddy is not going to be haaaappy) and the couch.  The floor, the one dog that was on my lap and my work clothes.  Now, I have a uniform, and only one, and there is not enough time to wash it so I had to clean it the best I could.  She had to be changed.
She must of stood around the corner shaking it until I called her!  For sure I am going to be strong arming any drinks I have closed from now on!