FUNNY..I CAN HEAR MYSELF SAYING THESE.
NO TIME TO WRITE AT THE MOMENT BUT WILL TRY TO LATER.NINE WORDS WOMEN USE(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true!!!Twice the fun— Share photos while you chat with Windows Live Messenger. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.0.233 / Virus Database: 270.10.22/1946 - Release Date: 02/11/09 11:13:00The new Windows Live Messenger. You don’t want to miss this.Twice the fun— Share photos while you chat with Windows Live Messenger.Use Windows Live Messenger to send messages to your buddies on their mobile phones Find out more on our PC to Mobile website Windows Live Messenger. Multitasking at its finest. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG. Version: 7.5.552 / Virus Database: 270.10.23/1951 - Release Date: 2/13/2009 6:51 AMNo virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.comVersion: 8.0.237 / Virus Database: 270.11.2/1965 - Release Date: 02/21/09 15:36:00