Called the job again today

So this one place has been taking forever to get everything together, and I want them to know I need them to hire me. I don't even care if it's a fricken work agency, just put me in some random shithole clinic and I'll make it work! Two weeks ago they sent me to a place to get a drug screen. Hello, I administered these on my intern, it doesn't take very long to get a non federal drug test results. This morning my college career advisor called me to ask how everything is going and I just want to burst out into tears everytime I have to talk to her. I told her about this one work agency that's taking for ever, and she told me to call them once again to get a overveiw of what they are doing, and what's happening next. This guy sounds irittated everytime I talk to him now. At this point I don't care, because I don't even know if this work agency is going to do anything for me. When the two months are up, they still might not be able to find me a permanent job. I just need them to start me going now so if it doesn't work, I don't miss out on too many other job oppurtunities. Pateince is virtue but my gawd...