BOOB RATING SYSTEM
Needed a bit of humor and to vent... so here is my take on the soft and luscious lady parts....
A s----- ALMOST THERE----ANXIOUS, ACHING for some attention
B s-----BASEBALLS-------BELOVED, BEGGING to be fondled and suckled
C s-----CANTALOUPES----COMFORTABLE, COOING happily as they are cuddled and groped and sucked on.
D s-----DELIGHTFUL DESIRED by all men to be their own personal playthings.
DD s---DELIGHTFUL, DELICIOUS, DESIRED again... to be personal playthings (and usually enthusiastically and exuberantly by all)
i had a cooworker years ago when I was asst mgr in a women's clothing store. As i grumbled and joked about not being so very well endowed, she would confide in me how she had gone to a specialty lingerie shop in town. There she got fitted and measured. She told me so many women never really wear the right fitted bras. Said til you gather and pull things together and support them correctly... you would be surprised. In hindsight, I do wish I had ventured to that specialty store before it disappeared (although I would never be in her territory. lol. She was a triple K! KKK! )
I mentioned this to my boss just in passing... now every day he is asking and drooling over her triple Ks! So... in Shirley's honor
KKK s-----KKKould I please touch those luscious, lascivious creatures????? (FYI guys... they were like forward facing rockets... hit the room at least 3 minuted before she did)
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Wait farmmom, Bs and too much. I don’t believe it.
Don't get excited... lol... she said they were OUT TOO MUCH. (Think she meant to play. You KNOW you would NEVER hear that from ME. hahaha)
Got it. But that’s more exciting than being pertly out. I’m lucky to have a partner with a lovely pair of B-C Depending on five lbs up or down. It’s kind of funny because I can take one look or feel and know if she’s gained or lost. It’s one of my super powers. Last time I was in ny city in the park there were a number of ladies enjoying full sunning. So Queen, maybe that’s a way to meet a guy.
Sux for me I'm a really tall skinny girl with really tiny boobs.my sister what's a year older she's on the short and chubby side but has noticableboobs
we had a gal they removed from our baseball stadium because of her boobs....her stage name was busty heart.....and she too had huge set of them.....the love of larger is not always where men go....I know I just love when I get to touch...LOL
While I think it's nice to admire the differences in our bodies, it's also nice to admire the person inside the body....
I like nice round C’s or D’s...... that are real! B’s are good too! My wife is DD! Been a long time since I felt them.
Bob you are right. After being judged by a quick glance for so long, I myself take more stock in the big picture. (inside and out) That's why for me... a sexy, evil grin and amazing eyes will get me going every time.
PS I still would love to have Ds for a day. haha
My perzonal experience has shown me that smaller breast are much more sensative and i have had several ladies with smaler ones orgasm with breast play.