BOOB RATING SYSTEM
Needed a bit of humor and to vent... so here is my take on the soft and luscious lady parts....
A s----- ALMOST THERE----ANXIOUS, ACHING for some attention
B s-----BASEBALLS-------BELOVED, BEGGING to be fondled and suckled
C s-----CANTALOUPES----COMFORTABLE, COOING happily as they are cuddled and groped and sucked on.
D s-----DELIGHTFUL DESIRED by all men to be their own personal playthings.
DD s---DELIGHTFUL, DELICIOUS, DESIRED again... to be personal playthings (and usually enthusiastically and exuberantly by all)
i had a cooworker years ago when I was asst mgr in a women's clothing store. As i grumbled and joked about not being so very well endowed, she would confide in me how she had gone to a specialty lingerie shop in town. There she got fitted and measured. She told me so many women never really wear the right fitted bras. Said til you gather and pull things together and support them correctly... you would be surprised. In hindsight, I do wish I had ventured to that specialty store before it disappeared (although I would never be in her territory. lol. She was a triple K! KKK! )
I mentioned this to my boss just in passing... now every day he is asking and drooling over her triple Ks! So... in Shirley's honor
KKK s-----KKKould I please touch those luscious, lascivious creatures????? (FYI guys... they were like forward facing rockets... hit the room at least 3 minuted before she did)
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Lmao! Full disclosure I am the DD's and let me tell you being a short woman with these ain't no picnic at times lol! I'll kindly go back to the B or C club :P
FYI.. Shirley was too. My boss is always asking me how she could stand up without falling backward. I told him vey carefully. haha
If given the choice, I like A. They never get saggy.
Gee, then I am a B I do not wear those binders around the house.
Oh lb... It is all I can do to hang tight to my Cs. (And yes.. they do sag A LITTLE but there is so much to massage and grope and play with. heehee) And Mary... I also toss out the shoes, socks and BRA as soon as I am home.. The "girls" are always comfy. :)
I have very large hands so the c’s are a nice handful. I love them all though. Never experienced bigger than c. Oh and since I’m an ass guy I think I can be a fair judge for the show and tell portion of this....... what is it??? And I’d like a word with the persons responsible for starting the bra thing. Terrible. Except for you ladies who need support. That I get. I think it’s closing in on eight billion tities world wide. Wonderful.
Now you have me thinking of another thread on rating the tushies! Heehee... I would not fair so well there. No Kurvy Kardashian ass for me... more flat and falls off the grid. bahaha Debra once told Raymond (on the sitcom... "Everybody loves Raymond") he had a concave ass. He was highly insulted and spun in a circle trying to find it in the mirror (that would be me. haha)
Just saw recently where someone said those exercise balls do help tighten and firm the butt... Tell me... if that is true I need to get mine inflated and on it NOW. :D
@finallyawakenow... I think you should be in charge of this one... I know little about the Asses... (well, this kind... hahaha)
I am not sure how many kinds there are? concave and barely behind ya----firm sexy defined ones----deliciously juicy and jiggly ones----- and off course those Kurvy Kardashian ones (I believe you are drooling. lol)
Girl them Kardashians a$$es are just as fake as fake can get lol! Real men want real a$$es!
Ya. Soft and round. Firmish. Like to get a good squeeze in there. Kardasian is over the top for me. Smaller but not too much. Hum... starting to sound like a goldielocks porage thing. You know, just right.
I remember some so frikkin soft they melted like butter in my mouth....LOL since topic changed to asses I better say Boobies.....
In my younger days I had this strip club that I inspected along with other places as part of my job. During one of my inspections there was a show going on the guest star was a lady by the name of chesty Morgan when she made her appearance on stage there were two midgets who each carried one of her breast I believe she was a 76 chest think of that for a minute her age was probably mid to late twenties I have to say it certainly wasn't too sexy
Dare I say I do believe that is TOO endowed and even I would not want that. I have gotten used to my Cs now The grass is always greener and would love to have Ds for a day, but all is good. Big grin.)
B's here, and they are out way too much! LOL
I only WISH mine were out so much..:)