Are curses real!

of everything that has happened to me in just the last week i have to (somewhat) jokingly ask if i am cursed?!

My car taken...

My foot injured in excucitating pain (for days) and was barely able to walk on a day I HAD to be at work or all H**L breaks loose. (Hobble, Hobble,step...pant pant...Hobble, Hobble, step)

Now my phone breaks...slipped out of my (usally shure) hands at work and flops directly on its face... normally this would have meant nothing with the protector and shield but NOOOOOO not this week!!!! lands on a tiny sharp rock and cracks throught the shield and into the screen. 

Im not even depressed or anxious or ANYTHING but dismissivley amused. Just chuckling at what happens next...an earthquake? (snort-chuckle-chuckle), Volcano? (pthhh-giggle-giggle) another Transformers movie? (BWAAA-HA-HA-HA!!!!)

 I think even death would pause if he saw my name in the roll...'nope, not today' he'd cautiously mumble, brushing my oddly shapped hour-glass aside.

Oh well, if i am cursed C'est la vie...it's been...interesting. AWWW heres a fun one! go ahead and comment on my next 'curse'! make it imaginative and a fun one...i need a laugh. Something like i die from blood loss from a paper cut on the envelope containing the letter that i've won the lottery. Or Roario Dawson calls to ask me out right after i put my phone on silent. 

What a WEEK!