Amusing Marlow Moments

For all her angst my toddler has a future as the second in a comedy act.  The one who says things that the first plays off of.  She can be quite hilarious so I figured I would write down some of her gooders.
Marlow-Hey mum, where did that mouse go?
Me-what mouse?
Marlow-the mouse I seen in the playroom!
Me-you saw a mouse in the playroom!?!?
Marlow-I saw mouses mama ...
Me-mouses? Mice? Like more then one?  Did they move?
Marlow-of course! All mouses move!
Me-Aw crap
Marlow-actually mama, it was a beaver
Me-What?
Marlow-Haha, I got you!  It was my joke, wasn't it funny mum??
 
Marlow-Mum, your nine right?
Me-I'm much older then that Mar
Marlow-then shouldn't you be dead now? Nine is super old, older then nine has to be dead!
 
Marlow advances on me with Dusty, her toy Handy Manny Saw
Me-What are you doing Marlow?
Marlow-I want to play doctor
Me-okay...so whats the saw for?
Marlow-well mummy, I'm sorry to tell you that your gonna have an accident....but theres a doctor in the house!
 
Me-Marlow, you need to stay on the sidewalk
Marlow-why?
Me-Because the road is for cars and the sidewalk is for people
Marlow-if I go in the road, and a car gets me I'll be all broke, but then daddy can fix me with shiny gray tape like he fixed your flower pot!
Me-No it doesn't work like....wait, my flower pot?
Marlow-daddy!! Daddy!  I made an oops!!  Daddy!
 
Me-Marlow, who drew on your sheets?
Marlow-Oh Mommy!  I don't know but don't you think its so pretty that whoever did it should get smarties instead of trouble??
 
Me-Marlow, what do you want to be for Halloween?
Marlow-I want to be a prosti-tot!
Me-What! Where did you hear that!!
Marlow-that pink costume over there mommy, I heard you tell daddy it was a prostitot costume
OOPS...mummy needs to speak quieter!
Sometimes I forget about how great the things she pumps out are, I'm too busy toiling in stress and frusteration to pay attention to the three foot life line I have in front of me.