A Note to Self

Note to self:  Do not leave your Kindle by the bed while sleeping on those new cheap sheets you purchased after years of those wonderfully expensive Egyptian cotton sheets.  Why?  Because you'll wake up at three in the morning, squirming from those horrible sheets and order the expensive ones you shouldn't buy.
 
Therefore, in future, keep the Kindle away from the bed.  I can't believe I just reached over,  logged onto Amazon, ordered them, and went back to sleep.  I really hoped it was a dream.