A morning chuckle

Still no time to write or answer journals and I have a lot of them. I will do the best I can but I have been so.... busy and so... many appointments that when I do have time I am just too worn out to answer. Sorry, get to you when I can. Debbie . ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THEPREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. Shenoticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.  When on the fourth move, the man burstout laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court.The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this, when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.  She sat down undera sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. Thenshemoved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reducetheswelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I couldhardly contain myself.  But, Your Honor, when She moved the fourth timeand sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just lost it."               "CASE DISMISSED!!" Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!