A LITTLE CHUCKLE..GOOD FOR THE SOUL

                           LIFE  FOR MY GRAND ENTRANCE BACK ON LINE HERE IS A FUNNY PIECE TO MAKE YOU SMILE. SORRY IT IS SO BIG. DEBBIESummary of Life GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.. THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus. SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . .. Not piddling in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.. At age 17 success is . . Having a driver's license. At age 35 success is . . . .having money. At age 50 success is . . . Having money. At age 70 success is . . . Having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . Having friends. At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants. Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh. Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. Have a wonderful day with many ! *smiles* Take the time to live!!! Life is too short. Dance naked. Woo-hoo!   Yahoo! Canada Toolbar : Search from anywhere on the web and bookmark your favourite sites. Download it now! Internet Explorer 8 makes surfing easier. Get it now! The new Internet Explorer® 8 - Faster, safer, easier. Optimized for Yahoo! Get it Now for Free!   DISCLAIMER:This e-mail message is intended only for the addressee(s). If you are not the intended recipient please advise the sender by return email, do not use or disclose the contents, and delete the message and any attachments from your system. __________ Information from ESET Smart Security, version of virus signature database 3825 (20090204) __________The message was checked by ESET Smart Security.http://www.eset.com Web IM has arrived! Use Windows Live Messenger from your Hotmail inbox Click Here View photos of singles in your area__________ Information from ESET Smart Security, version of virus signature database 4284 (20090728) __________The message was checked by ESET Smart Security.http://www.eset.com__________ Information from ESET Smart Security, version of virus signature database 4284 (20090728) __________The message was checked by ESET Smart Security.http://www.eset.com  No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.392 / Virus Database: 270.13.33/2267 - Release Date: 07/27/09 17:59:00 No virus found in this outgoing message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.392 / Virus Database: 270.13.34/2268 - Release Date: 07/28/09 06:00:00

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ragingfog
ragingfog

LOL, that was a good one!!
GeorgiaW
GeorgiaW

I tried dancing nakid but it scared the wildlife...LOL