well i am at school...and thoroughly disgusted with alot of the kids here...every where i look...pizza and pop tarts...im sorry but it does not get any worse than pop tarts...i was forced to eat them in the hospital...they r so dense that i refer to them in my head as calorie cakes...these two little flat things smaller than my hands r more calorie dense than a bagel or a small slice of grease laden pizza......so in their honor....
POP TARTS...a poem.....
pop tarts o pop tarts..
it's u that i fear....
pop tarts o pop tarts...
u will surely give me the belly of beer...
with layers and layers of caloried lard....
upon eating u, my chair doesn't seem to be as hard....
im sorry to say, but i am not a fan...
because u do not fit into my low calorie meal plan......
THE END
well i am not a poet....but hope u enjoyed it!
POP TARTS...a poem.....
pop tarts o pop tarts..
it's u that i fear....
pop tarts o pop tarts...
u will surely give me the belly of beer...
with layers and layers of caloried lard....
upon eating u, my chair doesn't seem to be as hard....
im sorry to say, but i am not a fan...
because u do not fit into my low calorie meal plan......
THE END
well i am not a poet....but hope u enjoyed it!
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Haha very nice :p My boyfriend loves pop tarts. I never cared for them even when I was bigger.
That\'s hilarious!
Love the poem. I\'m in agreement...pop tarts suck!!
yes, ohh my gosh... i love that! Not only do i love your poem but i do agree that poptarts are totally absurd... I used to eat those poptarts with frosting on top, never did it occur to me how very terrible they are for you!
I used to love poptarts. But now I won\'t eat them bc of the calories.
HAHA. I totally enjoyed it. I HATE pop tarts. They are gross. I would much rather a low-fat spelt bagel with fat-free cream cheese. Why can\'t they have that in school. In my cafeteria, I swear, I\'m the only one that eats the veggie stir-frys, veggie platters, and fruit salads. The smell of hot greasy burgers makes me sick! I wrote to the paper stating that we need better meal plans. I hope that it comes... It\'s not like I don\'t like to eat, it\'s just eating the right things that matters. I get so paranoid seeing people stuffing their faces with all these things. It makes me tired, grumpy, arg... You name it!!!!
I wish upon you a happy happy week! I\'ll probably write you again and again though. I seem to never shut-up *chuckles*. Thanks for the journal replies, I love your imput.
loved the poem -- laughed but at the same time couldn\'t get over how true it is in my opinion! I am constantly thinking about what the food I eat is going to do to my body.
Great Poem! That is funny, someone at work tried to force me to eat a poptart from the vending machine at work today. Dorm Cafeteria is the worst. I have bad memories. Yuck!
That\'s so great. Love the poem.
Sorry you are struggling so much though.
i love the poem! it made me laugh:-) and i hate poptarts too...i used to eat them when i was huge...and now they disgust me!