In this life I'm a woman...
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear...
When you're a bear you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months
I could deal with that
Before you hibernate you're expected to eat yourself stupid...
I could deal with that too...
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping...
You wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cub(s)...
I could definitely deal with that...
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business!
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs...
If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too...
Hey I could deal with that...
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling...
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...
Yup... gonna be a bear...
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear...
When you're a bear you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months
I could deal with that
Before you hibernate you're expected to eat yourself stupid...
I could deal with that too...
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping...
You wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cub(s)...
I could definitely deal with that...
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business!
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs...
If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too...
Hey I could deal with that...
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling...
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...
Yup... gonna be a bear...
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That\'s really funny. Just stay out of the national parks!!!
i had heard that one before but it still made me smile love you girl . we need you and so does your others in your family.
LMAO!!! Ooooh I love it Elissa!
That cracked me up....Thanks for brightenin my day
PERFECT!!!! hugs Pam