In this life I'm a woman...
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear...
When you're a bear you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months
I could deal with that
Before you hibernate you're expected to eat yourself stupid...
I could deal with that too...
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping...
You wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cub(s)...
I could definitely deal with that...
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business!
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs...
If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too...
Hey I could deal with that...
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling...
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...
Yup... gonna be a bear...
In my next life I'd like to come back as a bear...
When you're a bear you get to hibernate
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months
I could deal with that
Before you hibernate you're expected to eat yourself stupid...
I could deal with that too...
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping...
You wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cub(s)...
I could definitely deal with that...
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business!
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs...
If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too...
Hey I could deal with that...
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling...
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat...
Yup... gonna be a bear...
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TOO FUNNY!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE LAUGH. I LOVE THE LAST LINE!!!!!!!! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!! (((((((((((HUGS)))))))))) LISA
HAHAHAHA...seen this with a picture on Normaq\'s photo album....LOVE it! You succeeded in making me smile...love you so much! Kat
That sounds real good to me. Love it. Betty
Thanks for making me laugh. I could deal with that. God bless-
you just brighten my day:):):):):):):)xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo-crystal
I love it!
I love it!
oh yeah, gonna be a bear! Thanks!
HEY!!!! I MUST ALREADY BE A BEAR IN THIS LIFE BECAUSE ALL THE THINGS YOU WROTE I ALREADY AM. TE HE HE! IMAGINE IF YOU WILL, ME.. THE BEAR AND MY HUBBY... THE SILVER FOX.... I KNOW, I WAS SUPPOSE TO STAY WITHIN MY OWN SPECIES BUT I JUST COULDN\'T RESIST THAT SILVER FOX, PLUS OUR KIDS TURNED JUST LOVELY.
I MEANT OUR \"CUB-PUPS\" TURNED OUT JUST LOVELY....
Elissa,
Cute poem but I\'m not laughing. I\'m still hurting over Mother\'s day. Thanks for trying.
Betty
I am glad some are getting a laugh from this... I look for opportunities to laugh or smile... The reasons to cry scream rant and rave... I don\'t have to look for...
I do understand... I go from feeling ok... even pretty good... happy almost... back to wondering if I can really make it... my eyes brim... I shake... my chest hurts... I think about suicide... I tear my mind away from those thoughts... I write about the pain... I try to write something light... the pain... hopefullness... poetry... up most all night... sleep in short bursts... all I can say that I am doing good... is trying...
ELISSA YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I FEEL THE SAME. I DON\'T HAVE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE THOUGH THANK GOD, THERE WERE TIMES MY MAMA DID THOUGH. IT WAS WHEN MY ADOPTED DAD TOOK MY LITTLE BROTHER AND WE DIDN\'T SEE HIM FOR 3 YEARS. SHE WAS IN AN AWEFUL STATE, I GUESS SHE MIGHT HAVE FELT THAT WAY BECAUSE SHE NEVER THOUGHT SHE\'D SEE HIM AGAIN. SHE WAS SO DEVISTATED WELL WE WERE BUT SHE WAS HIS MAMA, I IMAGINE YOU ARE TOO. I CAME VERY CLOSE TO LOSING MY ZANE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, THANK GOD I DIDN\'T FREEZE OR I SURELY WOULD HAVE. I\'M JUST NOW GETTING TO WHERE I DON\'T IMAGINE OVER AND OVER \"WHAT IF I HADN\'T WENT IN TO LOVE ON HIM AGAIN\" I WOULD NEVER VENTURE TO GUESS HOW YOU MIGHT FEEL, JUST KNOW THAT I ENJOY YOUR HUMOR. I WAKE EACH DAY THINKING OF YOU LADIES AND HOW YOU ARE EACH DAY, SO PLEASE KNOW YOU ARE LOVED AND CARED FOR SO DEEPLY HERE. WE ALL WOULD BE TERRIBLY HURT IF WE SUDDENLY DIDN\'T HAVE YOU HERE WITH US, I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO BE WITH CARA BUT WE NEED YOU HERE. YOU HAVE WORK TO DO HERE WITH US, LEARNING TO CARRY ON AND BE HAPPY WHEN WE CAN AND MOST OF ALL TO BE HERE FOR ONE ANOTHER FOREVER. AS LONG AS WE ALL HAVE EACHOTHER WE WILL NEVER BE ALONE IN OUR GRIEF, THOUGH IT MAY FEEL THAT WAY AT TIMES WE KNOW DIFFERENT WHEN WE SIT DOWN TO THESE SCREENS. I LOVE YOU ELISSA PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU ARE TREASURED HERE. *K
Hehehhe yep we all should be BEARS! Your a \"hoot\" Elissa. Hugs, Vera
love it!!! hugs! charlayne