Dear Kitty,
            so far today, I have:
1) overslept
2) fallen over a rucksack
3) hit my head on the sink
4) burned my tongue
5) bitten through my lip
            ...in the last ten minutes. Special, right?
Also the mole on my face has got bigger and changed colour recently. Matron's booking me a doctor's appointment in case it's anything sinister - but I'm sure it's nothing.
Yours,
        Francesca