Dear Kitty,
               there's a guy I really like, but I'm not sure if he thinks I'm weird or not. I wouldn't be surprised if he did, since I always seem to embarrass myself around him, like last Sunday, when he caught me singing 'Flash, Saviour Of The Universe' at the top of my voice outside the chapel.
                He probably does think I'm a bit weird, but I have just spent the whole evening with him. I really really hope he likes me - even though he almost certainly doesn't.
Yours,
       Chessie