Good Afternoon from rainy Pa! Life from my couch day thirteen.I have discovered the following...the remote is always just out of reach,you need to visit the little girls room right after you get snuggled in all comfy,this is rerun season,cats do not like "gophers" (tool for picking things up LOL) pain meds don`t really make the room spin,the lil voices I hear ARE in my head *S* Friday was two weeks since I had surgery.My dr wants me to rest,rest rest.I never thought I would miss housework this much!! Last night Boo brought me home more circus peanuts.At utube there is a recipe for jello with circus peanuts,jello,strawberries,nuts,cool whip and pineapple.Anyone wanna try it with me?? Heres some puns I found>>>What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies. What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle? Poloroids. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er. What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south paw. What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea. What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster. What do you call a transvestite cow? A Dairy Queen. What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos. What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer? A quackintosh. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
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Thanks for the big laughs!!!! I know I could count on you!!! Keep on resting !!! God bless!!! Teddie
Glad to hear you are feeling a little better. I hope your recooperation goes well.
Great sense of humor!
Oh my the recipe does sound interesting - I will give it a try if you do..
lol i needed a good laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
hey,you guys move over!!!!chimmer,we should be sending you these little gems!your a star!you absolutely make my day!you get well soon,and do what dr tells you.luv and hugs,sharon xxxxx ps,luv the nuts,not so sure about the jello,isnt that jam?
hey girl how are you feeling? i haven\'t heard from you and i hope you get better soon. feel better god bless.
Hey chimmer!!! I\'m so sorry that you are stuck on the couch!!! BORRING!!!! I know, I\'ll see if I can get ahold of Barry, and ask him to come on over and share yor couch with you! ;-)
That would cheer you up, LOL!!!
Be a good girl, and REST!REST!REST!!!
Love you,
Linda
I hope you are healing fast! I know you have heard these words but they are so important. This too shall pass! Healing will come! I love the funny puns above. Be blessed!