Good Afternoon from rainy Pa! Life from my couch day thirteen.I have discovered the following...the remote is always just out of reach,you need to visit the little girls room right after you get snuggled in all comfy,this is rerun season,cats do not like "gophers" (tool for picking things up LOL) pain meds don`t really make the room spin,the lil voices I hear ARE in my head *S* Friday was two weeks since I had surgery.My dr wants me to rest,rest rest.I never thought I would miss housework this much!! Last night Boo brought me home more circus peanuts.At utube there is a recipe for jello with circus peanuts,jello,strawberries,nuts,cool whip and pineapple.Anyone wanna try it with me?? Heres some puns I found>>>What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies. What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle? Poloroids. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er. What do you call a dog that is left-handed? A south paw. What do you call a frightened scuba diver? Chicken of the sea. What do you call a monster with no neck? The Lost Neck Monster. What do you call a transvestite cow? A Dairy Queen. What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos. What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer? A quackintosh. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs.
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I love you sis!! My dad and I are cracking up at these jokes!! Laughter is the best medicine (not that you need any.) I miss talking with you! You rest, rest, and rest!!
OMG You goober!
furry
I love your sense of humor. I am glad to hear that you are getting the rest you need. Hey, if you can get your cat to pick things up for you let me know how you do it, I want to give it a try.....lol
I love ya .. Take care and Lord bless you (((HUGS))) Lynn
glad you are taking this in stride. have a speedy recovery.
Glad they didn\'t remove your sense of humor.
im glad you are enjoying your shelf you know that only comes once in a life time.i really love your since of humor i wish i had one like that.im glad you are doing ok.have a great evening.
Hi my dear friend,i too am glad they did not remove your sense of humor.You are one of the sweetest,kindest people i know,and i want you to know that i love you,and i pray for a speedy recovery for you!I have missed you my friend!Know you do what the doctor says,get all the rest,rest,rest,as you can,and do not worry about house cleaning,if i live close to you i would do it for you!! Love you,SHEA.................
You are really bored aren\'t you? I hate that recoop period where you can do absolutely nothing. It\'s very hard to keep it up. Take good care of yourself so you will bet the max benefit from your surgery...Cathy
Those are cute. I know how boring it can be when you have to rest a lot. Its a bummer. But you enjoy the littles things more when it is over with.
I have friend who is always one up on me when it comes to puns. You\'ve just armed me for the next time I see him. Thanks for sharing! Hugs! Kerry :)
glad to see that you are resting and everything is alright, and ever so glad that you still have your sense of humour, love and hugs donna
You made me smile.I have`nt smiled much lately cycling thru a depression mode.But that was very funny.Thanks for the laughs..Take care sweetie.REST
You definitely need some sort of live entertainment. Love, Bren
You made me think of my mama, she luuuuuuuuuuuuuvs circus peanuts!
I\'m just catching up with my DS friend\'s journals..SOO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK...WITH JOKES AND EVERYTHING...Can you believe all this rain and storms? Right now it\'s clear..(and my boss is leaving to golf soon..yippee)...Been praying for you - fast healing and happy spirits...
AND..the pig and centipede joke...priceless!!!!
Hugz, Lynda