Hello!! How was everyones Sunday? It is so hot and muggy here.I think I`d better go outside & do a rain dance! This is going to be a busy week for me.Tomorrow is my hud inspection then Wednesday I need to pick up last minute things for the hospital (circus peanuts,strawberry whoppers,jelly beans, crown.*S*) Thursday I have to *GASP* fast all day.Thats worse then surgery!!  The dr office is going to call me Thursday and let me know what time I need to be there Friday.Friday of course is my surgery day and Iwill be in the hospital three to five days.I fear the nurses may tire of my jokes after the first day & lock me in a closet somewhere LOL!  So before Im locked up I might as we have some fun!!!  I`m starting a list of the top ten things I need to take to the hospital. I know I can count on all of you for suggestions.Big Hugs!!          
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An anesthesiologist is a doctor who works in the operating room to delay your pain until such time as you get his bill.                      

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hey good luck with the surgery darling. let\'s see hmmm what to take.......1 lollipops (with chocolate inside) ohhhh tootsies lol 2. cd player with big speakers hell ....entire stereo system (have hubby set it up while the surgery is goin on........3.picture of jesus on your bedstand........4 poster of paris, nicole, brittany, lindsey lol 5.jogging suit like the rappers wear with the truckers hat and the mr t gold chains with Snoop Dog playin in your room ......6.cooler filled with beer( hubby can smuggle that in under the hoagies for the nurses to shut them up).......7.semi-automatic (hubby should also be responsible for smuggling that baby in).......8. alarm clock with arm that comes out of clock wearing punching gloves and hits ya, (anasthesia) lol......9.moisturizer and lots of lip balm ( lips dry up like real dry cotton mouth after surgery).......10. a fake pet or more if ya want......wish icould be on the surgical table next to you.....good luck and we\'ll be prayin for you and you\'ll be fine though. youre not only tough as nails you have lots of endurance dealing with bullshit :-) ..............love, love mj oxoxox
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I\'d suggest your own food so your parents did\'nt have to buy it for once LOL, good luck, hope all is well, XoXoXo BK
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hey,pegasus,that was hilarious!!wish i`d had you with me when i had my op .you`ll be fine,babes,just take real good care afterwards and do what the good drs say,you will recover much quicker.luv and hugs,sharonxxxxxx
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Be sure and bring old faithful!!!
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Big poster of Barry!!! to use while you\'re using old faithful!!! LMAO
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Batteries!!!
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Earmuffs, so you can\'t hear other people scream!!! In fact, try them on now.
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I hope everything goes well. Keep up your good attitude. Laughter is the best medicine. Take care and let us know whats going on.
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I don\'t get what blissfulkitten meant? What community is she from anyway???
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Hey good luck! How did that rain dance work out for you?