Last night I sqrewed up this goal. Had a lady with an artificial leg. While we were doing it her leg came off in my hand. I crashed foreward into the night stand and was knocked out. She was screeming for help, but no one was around. She had to hop on her one leg all the way to the corner to call for help. I was taken to the hospital and had my head stiched up, but now I'm O.K. She was so upset about everything that she forgot her leg at my place. So if anyone see's a one legged lady in downtown Kitchener please call me. Just pulling your leg.

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You are a friggin RIOT - this was the best thing I\'ve seen all day. ROFLMAO xo Elle