Update:

We're planning a yard sale for weekend after next, then “loadin' up the truck and move to Kentucky-yyy” (U-haul) on the 29th of this month. We expect to arrive there on June 1 and take as long as we need to settle in and recover. We don't have much furniture that we're taking – a couple of bookcases, a card table and a cabinet – and a lot of eBay inventory, books, clothes and kitchen stuff. We've already booked a couple guys to load us up, and the apt. manager is looking into some un-loaders on that end for us.
Every time I think about it, I hear the phrase "moving to Kentucky soon", a la Frank Zappa and have to finish "gonna be a mental floss tycoon... (raising it up; waxing it down, put it in little boxes I can sell in town....)" (Backup singers croon "Movin' to Kentucky sooooon....").
 
I've got the utilities turned on for June 1, a credit union picked out and a call into a doc. Right now the yard sale is top-of-mind – trying to sort out what's going to Kentucky, what's for sale on eBay and what goes in the yard sale makes my brain hurt.
 I'm calling this Life 2.0 – a complete system reboot, with major updates. We're very excited!