Hear Ye!! Hear Ye!!Teacher God is throwing a "School's Out" party!The circus tent is up, there's a scale model replica in my yard of a waterfall (into a small lake) seen on an island in the Caribbean so YES, of course there's white sandy beaches everywhere................Oh and I've time-warped some Munchkins in from OZ to preside over the festivities as they've got a lot of experience with over-sized soirées'.................and speaking of over-sized..........I was thinking of putting all the exotic animals I've invited in jumbo Pampers for the duration of the event; but the elephants started crying as they felt so humiliated by the thought of diapers and can you tell me of anyone who isn't a sucker for a crying elephant? So the "army of gardeners" is back on and they're scooping everything (included organic food waste from the party) into a couple of compost piles which means that even when the party's over we'll be spreading thefestivities around, so to speak, with countless others who enjoy watching a good thing grow! That means you will all be getting lion, tiger, ostrich, elephant and doggie "bags" as parting gifts. Just think of how wonderful your gardens will look this summer!As I stated in an earlier entry, this is a costume party and you are all to come as your favorite literary character. However, as I am the Mistress of the Manor and therefore in charge of said celebration, I reserve the right to keep my many "Hatted" persona in reserve as there will doubtless be many jobs to perform and many personalities required to perform them. Which means if you show up at the party using The Mad Hatter as yourcharacter it's........"OFF WITH YOUR HEAD"!And since we can't put protein in a compost pile, the head is not recyclable.As my literary reference, I have chosen a character and series that some would argue is more than just a little out of this world;although it refers to this world quite often! I am wearing a bathrobe, laying in the dirt in front of a bulldozer.............
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There will of course, be more party details added as we go along!
hmmmm...so I see this is a guessing game for the guests...so it shall be. As my literary reference, I have chosen a character who is carrying a parasol and shopping for flowers at the moment...it is all in a day\'s work.
Janine perhaps Citizen Kane? Syb perhaps Scarlet O Hara? I would come as Freud but it\'s bulky dragging a couch behind...hmmm I thought Cleopatra but the damn camel rebeled and swollowed two small monkeys, and threw up a goat. hmmmmm. Jane Goodall would be good but the primates look an awful lot like my kids and I\'m on vacation. Wonder Woman would look funny with her boobs bumping along the ground. hmmmm Back to my closet of fantasy...will return soon!
Nope, not Scarlet, not at all though I would like to get my hands on Rhett! My literary character is throwing a party herself...rather like two parties in one here!
HEY!!! YA\'LL DECIDED IT WAS A GUESSING GAME AFTER JANINE SUGGESTED LADY GODIVA IN HER LAST JOURNAL ENTRY, DID ANYONE DECIDE IF SHE WAS A HOOKER YET??? AND I\'VE ALREADY BUILT UP QUITE A (REPORE\"NOT SPELLED RIGHT\")OVER THERE. I GUESS I COULD PICK ANOTHER LITERARY CHARACTER LET\'S SEE.. I\'VE BEEN A MUNCHKIN AND A DOCTOR I\'VE BEEN EDWARD SCISSORHANDS GIRLFRIEND AND LADY GODIVA WHO I THINK IS A HOOKER IF NOT THEN SHE HAS A BAD REP. NOW.....HMMMMMMMM I\'LL THINK OF SOMEONE...................
May I just say, on behalf of ALL long-haired, horseback riding women that Lady Godiva (note the TITLE of \"Lady\") was most assuredly NOT a hooker. She was making a statement about the rights of women (or lack thereof) and how they only get noticed when they\'re naked!
That being said and speaking of \"Ladies\" would Lady Sybil be \"Fair\" by any chance? And Kat, although dragging a couch around might be a bit cumbersome......... at least you\'d always have somewhere to sit!.......
Or recline, or pass out! On the other hand, there\'s a lot to be said for making your entrance to a party on a camel! We could always outfit the monkeys like lawn jockeys and put them in charge of the hor\'derves plates?!............ (Can somebody please find out how to spell hors\'derves?.......... Teacher God hates to admit she\'s stumped but it\'s true!)
Whores deserve Godiva Chocolate! hmmmm that can\'t be correct. Let me sit here a minute....hmmmm. Janine I think you spell it Appetizers.. this damn camel will not go home and he\'s making eyes at the giraffe next door. Sigh. I know for sure in the Spring we shall have little camaffes who like eating monkeys and Kimmie I would watch Betsy too. That weird gardner might have to learn how to run too.
I rather enjoy Jane Eyre however she never saw a camel soooo....perhaps Jane of the Jungle? I really must get out of the grass! I know! The Unsinkable Molly Brown! Belly up to the bar boys! No WAIT She rode on the Titanic not a camel. Well the camel has to retire only Laura Croft rode on a camel and she was definitely not the classical fictional character. hmmmm. back to the closet!
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How about Elizabeth 1, royal queen of England? I could ride a horse side-saddle and bring my camel to ride along beside and lean on his humps. The corset thing is a killer but I could use extenders. hmmm.
Kat, extenders are not allowed on corsets!!! Corsets are for cinching only! And Janine, Lady Sybil is not \"Fair\"...let\'s see, her character is preparing for her party, carrying a parasol, shopping for flowers (they must be just right), it\'s daytime so of course being a proper lady she is wearing a fashionable hat...no proper lady would be caught without a hat in her day...well, until party time that is.
Kat........ I\'m thinking it was whores that invented Godiva (who by the way, do NOT refer to white chocolate as chocolate!) as I have recently been told (by one of my students no less) that chocolate fires the same pleasure centers in the brain that The Big \"O\" does! That would be the orgasm \"O\" by-the-by and the way I see it, whores probably had lots of practice faking the O and needed something that could get them off for real!!! (hahahahahahahahaha Teacher God is smutty in her off hours!)
And Lady Sybil.......... if she\'s \"walking and talking like a regular Lady\", getting flowers in the daytime and wearing a hat, planning a party.......
Wait! Is she Mrs. Dalworth?................ Mary Poppins?................
Is she Anna Leonowens?.............
Bloody Hell!!!! Saddle me up a camel I\'m ready to ride off into the desert!.................. and the band played on....................
You do realize, don\'t you, that I will NEVER be able to throw another \"party\" of ANY kind in the 3D world as it would almost certainly leave me bored an banal after the shindigs (can you dig-it?) I\'ve fostered in here!
Ahh, Janine, I think you\'ve found me out! I am Mrs. Clarissa Dalloway created by Virginia Woolf. And 3D parties just could never measure up to these shindigs...no way, no how!
Haleeluya!! Wrong name, right character........
But didn\'t she commit suicide? I mean, wasn\'t the party kind of an \"end of the party of life\" symbol?........... Sybil?! (hahahahahahahahaha- Teacher God is somewhat maniacal in her post \"last day of school\" let-down)
And Kat, I\'m reasonably certain that Citizen Kane wouldn\'t have been caught dead laying in the dirt in front of a bulldozer wearing his bathrobe......... My character is much more obscure, substantially less self-assured and in fact, also a male! Now, if you will excuse me, there\'s a camel out there (well, a saddle ON the camel in point of fact) with my name on it and I am going for a ride! Perhaps to the corner market to pick up more bags of ice as the punch bowl looks in need.
Janine, Mrs. Dalloway didn\'t commit suicide, her friend did in the novel, and Virginia Woolf did in real life.
Think that I will embark upon a camel ride as well, sounds like an adventure!
And about those elephants and such animals roaming around...are they the official \"party poopers\"? hahahahahahahaha Lady Sybil laughs as she trots off on her camel...do camels trot?