deleted_user 04/24/2007
Not-to-worry about how low you have stooped Syb.........
I\'m underneath you with a poop scooper in my hand
in a yellow mackintosh (raincoat kiddies!) and Katmac\'s
silly WWI flying Ace cap with the propeller spinning around on the top....
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... this moment is usually where the
music swells...............

On top of old Smokey
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table and onto the floor
and then my poor meatball
rolled out of the door.....

Poops, turds, urination.......
meatballs.............
They\'re all just metaphors to emphasize the need for
hip-waders in our lives!

AND I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

deleted_user 04/24/2007
........................... and can I just take this moment to add that I said the bird pooped on the WINDOW
under the eaves; not under the eaves themselves........
An important distinction in the poop annals!

deleted_user 04/24/2007
it was more interesting the other way... I had visions of the flying ace with the \"message\" streaming behind him... Obviously I am late... I\'m in a cleaning mood... I\'ll just grab this rag here... it certainly is a pretty rag... oh well... need to wipe up some poop... there you go Janine... well I\'ll just rinse out this rag and wash the teacups and things... relax yall... it might cure something... ugh.... oh well I hope I make it tomorrow... had to go see the shrink today... didn\'t work... didn\'t shrink one little bit... do you know the good thing about being crazy... you say anything you want... hey... it don\'t matter they think you\'re crazy... why disappoint them... Nigh Nigh...

deleted_user 04/24/2007
Oh.... I picked up your meatball... smushed it up with some cheese some chopped bell pepper a wee bit of fresh garlic... I do love to create new dishes... there that\'s the cheese ball with crackers for today\'s tea party... did I ever mention I enjoyed the gross jokes... do yall remember those...
the morbid songs... Suffocation... oh yeah them were the days...

deleted_user 04/24/2007
Well before I lent Janine my aviator hat...my daughter attached some lovely dangling earrings one to each flap...she added some lovely Iris applicaes to the crown and a small shaft above the propeller to support the face and head protecting umberella. Janine it really looks wonderful on you it does wonders for your outfit!
My head breaths again...oh the freedom!
I wanted to mention that I have some really freaked out birds outside my window today. I followed them around for two hours this morning trying to understand their habits. Alas they are not so magical nor talented as Janine\'s feathered friends. The most I got was a dirty look. Have you ever experienced a dirty look from a bird? Well they wouldn\'t even poop! Can you imagine? I told you their poopers didn\'t work yet! Previously they were quiet now the little suckers refuse to shut their mouths. Some find the song of a bird refreshing...I personally am ready to push my air conditioner uncerimoniously into the yard and take their home and their singing little voices with it.
My new headwear is a basic ear muff with foil wrap. There are lovely Italian hoops adorning each ear covering. Daisies are intertwined with a pipe cleaner bumble bee floating happily above. A fine pink net covers my forehead and eyes to create the mystery. I have unearthed a long flowered skirt (from my hippie days) and matching red flip flops. My guitar is missing a string but I think I can make it work. I am taking request but I am especially good at John Denver and Peter Paul and Mary....I do know some Joan Baez....Are we protesting anything today? I could write a little something. Did I ever tell you my mom got into a huge fight with the nun who taught singing lessons in school? She demanded her quarters back and the nun said she earned them listening to me. I think I was too young to understand because I don\'t remember my feelings being hurt!?

deleted_user 04/26/2007
Ladies you are so very funny, I enjoy your antics very much ! Thankyou