I have a bird. And she poops EVERYWHERE.
So it should not surprise me that the birds outside my house have found a means to attach their own poop to the outside of a window under the eaves of the roof.
I should not be surprised.............
But I am!
So it should not surprise me that the birds outside my house have found a means to attach their own poop to the outside of a window under the eaves of the roof.
I should not be surprised.............
But I am!
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Janine, Janine...even poop needs companionship!
it\'s the thought behind the gift that counts? it seems to be such a personal gift from the birds after all...
Katmac............
EVEN POOP NEEDS COMPANIONSHIP?????????
sybil................
So it\'s a gift from their butts to my window?
How touching!
*Big, huge Cheshire Cat grin on my face.........
as my bird shrieks in fury because she has BITTEN HERSELF
while grooming!*
Great beauty requires a little pain!
I think ...regarding the gift...in this instance I wouldn\'t suggenst spreading the love.
yep, from their butts to your window! birds are so limited in gift choices...it\'s a twig, a worm, feather or poop...that\'s prettymushit and would appear to be what you got!
On a more cosmotological level...as one would see pictures in the clouds...could there be a message in the gifts? Is there any rhymn or reason...any symetry?
or maybe they are alien messages...secret code being transmitted via bird poop...me thinks Katmac is onto something!
You know, upon further thought...you have very very talented birds in your area. To poop \'up into the eaves\" is miraculous. Imagine the skill...Imagine the daring...shooting pellets while flying at dizzying speeds upside down. No wonder P tests you. You have so much competition from the bird world. I see this as something to reach for :} a goal if you will.... no, I don\'t exactly mean taking a flying run at the toilet and hope the poop hits the right spot...I mean ... to dare!
That and the potential messeges.
OK, I\'m spreading the love.......... check your hug pages!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Aaaaacccckkkkkkkkk! Methinks I have just been pooped on!
COULD IT BE THE ALIENS GAVE YOU MAGICAL POWERS JANINE? WATCH OUT LADIES, SHE HAS ALREADY MESSED UP KAT\'S HUG PAGE. MMMMMMMMM SHOULD I BE SCARED OF THIS MIGHTY HOSTESS, WITH HER POWERS???????????? I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janine\'s hug page is now a teensie bit lopsided...oops!
Well Lisa she has a hat stuck to her head with a bird on it. She has magic pigeons that dive bomb UP and spray her eaves with poop. We think there may be messeges but that is yet to be determined. She has men peeing in semi conscious poses and I think Elissa said something about a chain saw? Has anyone here wondered how poop streaks get on the toilet seat? This has puzzled and amazed me for a long time. I have five sons and three daughters, my mother, my aunt and a Westie named Abby. There is not a bird in sight and everyone denies knowledge of this apparition. I do have a bird nest under my air conditioner but they are such little things I don\'t think their poopers work yet. Ah well this might be a discussion for another day.
Is this quickly turning into a tea POTTY? (not to be confused with the traditional teaPOT which is a whole \'nother animal...or vegetable...or mineral...or...) Maybe we should BYOT (bring your own tea) to this shindig seeing as Janine\'s having this bird excrement issue. Who knows where those skilled artistic alien birds or the peeing men will aim next. (leaving again...can\'t believe I just typed this potty talk)
There once were some birds...who dropped some turds...on Janine\'s window...now wasn\'t that low? (I CANNOT believe that I have STOOPED to this level)