I saw those commercials too and thought isn't that the same company that makes condoms? I thought hey if its one and the same how brillant because ice cream does taste good afterwards..LOL! I am glad I was the only one with the mind in the gutter...

Whynotbefree--exactly. I was like WOW. Lol. So funny. Yes my mind is usually in the gutter. Try to find what humor I can to lighten the mood and get my mind off things more serious. Thank you :)

Me too, sometimes I joke that I am like a guy who has sex on my mind every 15 seconds. Not really true but humorous for me to say out aloud. Something about getting older that makes me less inhibitive. So glad i'm not the only one who made that connection though. LOL! thanks..

whynotbefree---lol. I don't know if it's sex that I think about just being dirty minded is enough to keep people on the edge of their seat with me around. So much damage I could when people aren't paying attention to what they say around me. For example I'm leaving for this camping trip so of course we are talking about how much air we need to blow up our floaties. Lol I am sure you can imagine some of the things that come up about that.....

Here's a joke someone sent me on my phone the other day:

Leave it to the small children to be honest..
The kids in the class identify flavors of lifesavers by their color:

Red.....Cherry
Yellow....Lemon
Green....Lime
Orange....Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said "I will give you a clue. Its what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled "Oh my God! They're Assholes!!"

Lol I cracked up.

That is too funny!!!! Thanks for the laugh. I kind of needed it today.

AHHHHHHH!!!!! That's awesome!

i love the lifesaver joke!!!!!

what a pleasure it's been to laugh this morning!!

So no one has been posting so i wanted to get something on here. Hope you enjoy!!


A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”

“What type of bra?” asked the clerk.

“Type?” inquires the man, “There is more than one type?”

“Look around,” said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.”

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The sales lady replied, “There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?”

Now truly befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The sales lady responded, “It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.”

lol!! bring me salvation please!!

Lol me too weenego

Mole hills/Baptist, but my mole hills more closely resemble buttoned pocket flaps.

I'm headed out for a walk, thanks so much for the chuckle. Nothing heals quite like laughter.

This is an old one but good one....


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Actually.....Magnum makes those XXL condoms......even funnier when that girl puts that HUGE ice cream in her mouth.....I'm just sayin' .

Lol mygirl50. Yeah I know it was funny. I like that actress too she plays on the tv show Hart of Dixie and in a few movies. I was surprised she was in it but I sure find it enjoyable watching those commercials. Just for the uplifting it brings.

The old guys not feeling so hot.
Arthritis symptoms.
Blind as a bat.
Hard of hearing. . . you get the idea.
So his wife accompanies him to the doctor.

He gets the full work-up.

Doctor comes back and gives the results and recommends. . .
1) More TLC
2) More healthy home-cooked meals
3) More physical activity; namely sex

The old feller leans toward his beloved and asks, "Eh? Wha'did the doc say honey?"
She turns to him and says, "You're doing to die."